Humor: "In her hit Netflix comedy special Baby Cobra, an eight-month pregnant Ali Wong resonated so strongly with viewers that she became a popular Halloween costume. Wong told the world her remarkably unfiltered thoughts on marriage, sex, working women, and why you never see new-mom comics on stage but you sure see plenty of new dads. Wong's sharp insights and humor are even more personal in this completely original collection. She shares the wisdom she's learned from her career in comedy and reveals stories from her life off stage, including the brutal single life in New York (e.g., the inevitable confrontation with erectile dysfunction), reconnecting with her roots (and drinking snake blood) in Vietnam, being a wild child growing up in San Francisco, and parenting humiliations. Though addressed to her daughters, Ali Wong's letters are absurdly funny, surprisingly moving, and enlightening (and gross) for all"-- Dust jacket.

How I trapped your father -- The miracle of life -- Tips on giving birth -- Why I went back to work -- Hustle and pho -- Snake heart -- The DJ -- Mr. Wong -- A guide to Asian restaurants -- Bringing up bébés -- Uncle Andrew -- My least favorite question -- Bridin' dirty -- Wild child -- Afterword by Justin Hakuta.