Humor: "New York Times bestselling author Shane Dawson returns with another highly entertaining and uproariously funny essay collection, chronicling a mix of real life moments both extraordinary and mortifying, yet always full of heart. Shane Dawson shared some of his best and worst experiences in I Hate Myselfie, the critically acclaimed book that secured his place as a gifted humorist and keen observer of millennial culture. Fans felt as though they knew him after devouring the New York Times, Publishers Weekly, Los Angeles Times, and Wall Street Journal bestseller."-- Provided by publisher.

It gets worse: an introduction -- 2 a.m. -- Best buddies -- The lottery -- Chub rub -- Friends without benefits -- Word vomit -- My craigslist hookup -- The white bus -- Welcome to Mexico -- Too many melons: the story of Lauren Schnipper -- The tale of Big Lady Bertha -- The ghost of my grandma -- Human trash -- Mom's chapter: the night that changed our lives.